I Just Heard the Good News...

I know that I have suspended myself from posting due to political depression, but this is worthy. The Great Satan will end his career. He won't win a title. He thankfully will not join the best team, and he will live unsatisfied. I, however, am very relieved that Karl Malone is officially retired. Rejoice in your own ways with your loved ones, but hold a special feeling of collective happiness from coast to coast.